Jane's Glorantha: Translation to Quicking
The language of Ducks.
Or, replace steps 2 onwards by "Paste it in here and press the button":
- Go to Babel Fish, or similar on-line translator, and translate the desired phrase into Polish.
- Reverse the direction of each word (yes, ducks use Reverse Polish)
- Replace all instances of "R" with "Q", replace any un-accented "a" with "$"
- Replace the word for “and” (“i”) with “ssstj” (and give similar treatment to anything else that looks too short).